Antique Tintype of Creepy Dude with Dead Eyes and Hairy Neck

Here we have an antique tintype of a gentleman with the eyes of Satan and the charm of the boy next door. But the real winners here are the rosy (tinted) cheeks and hairy neck badger scratching to get out of that collar. That is one fine chin pillow. He's like a groundhog looking for his shadow. Down boy! At least somebody performed his annual hair combing for the pic. Single and looking, ladies! Outstanding.

Imagine observing and admiring this beacon of manicured sophistication. You can even have staring contents with him!

The creepy tintype was found in a little shop in central Minnesota. Can't imagine why it didn't stay with the family....

The antique photograph measures 2 1/4" tall and 1 1/2" wide. It has patina everywhere, including nicks and wear. And no, that isn't his heavenly aura circle around him. The tintype was framed at one point in the past. Please see all pics as they are part of the description.

I ship to the continental USA only. Free shipping on this little darling.

Yep, this one is definitely the tintype that starts the backstory to a terrifying horror movie. So good.